Zapato the puppy (pictured with his mistress Tita Suicide)

• INTO: Tita, Meshell, and Rydell.
• NOT INTO: Strangers.
• MAKES ME HAPPY: Being the man of the house.
• MAKES ME SAD: When Tita packs her suitcase.
• HOBBIES: Tearing around the dog park, fetch, and play dates.
• 5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Attention, my chew toy, a blanket to curl up under, chicken, sunshine.
• VICES: Eating cat food.
• I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Fighting with the cat for the bed.